Unicorn Being A Jerk

Unicorn Being A Jerk

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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

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Genre : Humor
Author by : C. W. Moss
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release : 2011-11-08
File : 120 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9780062070210


Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring And Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring And Activity Book

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24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

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Author by : unicorn book
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Release : 2020-10
File : 52 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9798692531261


Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks

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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

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Genre : Art
Author by : Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher : Sourcebooks
Release : 2016-06-01
File : 48 Pages
ISBN-13 : 1492647209


Dinosaurs With Jobs

Dinosaurs With Jobs

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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

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Genre : Games
Author by : Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher : Sourcebooks
Release : 2016-06-01
File : 48 Pages
ISBN-13 : 1492647217


Why Cat Why

Why Cat Why

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Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

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Author by : Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publisher : Theo Lorenz
Release : 2017-11-16
File : 56 Pages
ISBN-13 : 0997573848


Unicorn Hunting

Unicorn Hunting

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Like many young women, Caoilinn "Cal" Valderan has chosen an alternative to marriage or the nunnery: hunting unicorns. Though unicorn hunting is rewarded with monetary compensation, she is unsure of the worth of slaying the pure white equestrians. In this coming-of-age story of lost love and betrayal, Cal chooses between unicorns and humans, and between family obligations and her own values, going against her society's expectations and questions what others do not dare to question.

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Genre : Fiction
Author by : A.R. Hellbender
Publisher : BookCountry
Release : 2013-09-11
File : 1 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781463003043


Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems

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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

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Genre : Art
Author by : Theo Nicole Lorenz
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Release : 2016-06-01
File : 48 Pages
ISBN-13 : 1492647225


Death

Death

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In a zany parody of the confessional memoir, the Grim Reaper tells his own story in an "autobiography" that describes his suicide attempts, struggles with his sexuality, the addiction to life that nearly destroyed him, secrets about the afterlife, and feelings about Adam and Eve, Hitler, Elvis, and others he has encountered during his long career. Original. 20,000 first printing.

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Genre : Humor
Author by : George Pendle
Publisher : Crown
Release : 2008
File : 250 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9780307395603


The Trans Self Care Workbook

The Trans Self Care Workbook

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If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.

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Genre : Self-Help
Author by : Theo Lorenz
Publisher : Jessica Kingsley Publishers
Release : 2020-10-21
File : 176 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781787753440


Nerdycorn

Nerdycorn

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Fern isn’t your usual unicorn…she loves chemistry and math more than glitter or flowers—and she refuses to change who she is in this sweet and empowering picture book about being yourself—and standing up for yourself, too! Meet Fern! She’s a smart, creative unicorn who prefers building robots and coding software to jumping through shimmering rainbows and splashing in majestic waterfalls. Even though Fern is a good friend and always willing to help others, the other unicorns tease her and call her a nerdycorn. One day, Fern has had enough and decides to stop fixing her friends’ broken things. But then the confetti machine, the rainbow synthesizer, and the starlight bedazzler all go haywire during the biggest Sparkle Dance Party of the year! Fern can certainly fix them…but will she?

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Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Author by : Andrew Root
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Release : 2021-05-18
File : 40 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781534460065