Goodnight Dorm Room

Goodnight Dorm Room
Author: Samuel Kaplan,Keith Riegert
Release: 2016-03-29
Editor: Ulysses Press
Pages: 66
ISBN: 9781612435688
Language: en
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A BITTERSWEET AND HUMOROUS GUIDE TO COLLEGE LIFE FEATURING PRACTICAL TIPS COMBINED WITH FUNNY, FULL COLOR ILLUSTRATIONS You're off to college--it's gonna be life-changing Follow this book's advice to make it amazing - What to pack, what to leave behind - Which classes to pick - How TAs can save your brain - Why flip flops are a must - How often to change your sheets - Where to make new friends - How to balance class and fun - And more

Goodnight Dorm Room

Goodnight Dorm Room
Author: Samuel Kaplan,Keith Riegert
Release: 2016-03-29
Editor: Simon and Schuster
Pages: 66
ISBN: 9781612435794
Language: en
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“This grown-up parody of Goodnight Moon focuses heavily on college specifics, like what classes to pick . . . and what to pack vs. what to leave behind.” —WDSU News You’re off to college—it’s gonna be life-changing! Follow this book’s advice to make it amazing! This bittersweet and humorous guide to college life features practical tips combined with funny, full color illustrations. You’ll learn: How to survive orientation Why to choose courses that you’ll love How TAs can save your brain Why flip flops are a must How often to change your sheets Where to make new friends How to balance class and fun And more!!!

Goodnight Homeroom

Goodnight Homeroom
Author: Samuel Kaplan,Keith Riegert
Release: 2023-04-04
Editor: Bloom Books for Young Readers
Pages: 64
ISBN: 164604455X
Language: en
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Gift middle school graduates with an informative and humorous guide to high school, featuring life-changing tips combined with funny, full-color illustrations in this faux children's book for soon-to-be freshmen. Congratulations, you’re officially off to high school! For a soon-to-be freshmen, life comes at you fast, and the move from middle school to high school is one of the most exciting, difficult, and, at times, overwhelming transitions you’ll ever go through. Goodnight Homeroom contains funny, rhyming poems covering the ups and downs of high school along with advice on how to enjoy your time and overcome challenges during the next four years, including: Saying goodbye to your middle school besties Navigating the first days of freshman year Carving out your own studying strategies Making new, lifelong friends Trying out clubs, sports, and important extracurriculars Preparing for tough tests (and the SAT/ACT) Getting ready for college applications And so much more! From the authors and illustrator of the beloved book Goodnight Dorm Room: All the Advice I Wish I Got Before Going to College.

Goodbye Sleep

Goodbye Sleep
Author: Samuel Kaplan
Release: 2017-08-29
Editor: Simon and Schuster
Pages: 64
ISBN: 9781612437347
Language: en
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This charming, illustrated guide delivers all the invaluable advice parents-to-be will need, told through hilarious situations that new parents will find all too familiar. You’re becoming a parent— It’s gonna be tremendous! Follow this book’s advice to be super stupendous! What to expect from birth to age one, Learn why parenting is the MOST fun. Where and when to take naps, How to deal with baby craps. What on earth should Daddy do? How to manage Baby’s first flu. Changing diapers and burping techniques, And many more ways to say, “Goodbye Sleep!”

Dorm Room Feng Shui

Dorm Room Feng Shui
Author: Margaret M. Donahue,Elizabeth MacCrellish,Katherine Olaksen
Release: 2012-08-10
Editor: Storey Publishing, LLC
Pages: 144
ISBN: 9781612122014
Language: en
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Cramped quarters, homesick roommates, and endless hours of schoolwork are just some of the challenges that can make living in a college dorm a stressful experience. Transform your small, concrete block of a room into a comfortable and productive living space using the ancient Chinese art of feng shui. Offering a variety of quick and inexpensive solutions, this guide will help you prioritize your most pressing problems, enhance your dorm room’s chi, and create a living arrangement that encourages positivity.

The Night Before College

The Night Before College
Author: Sonya Sones,Ava Tramer
Release: 2014-04-17
Editor: Penguin
Pages: 48
ISBN: 9780698178915
Language: en
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“Just the thing to tuck into a teen’s stocking (or maybe shower caddy).” --Publishers Weekly Sonya Sones, author of YA novel What My Mother Doesn't Know, has written a nifty, witty take-off of The Night Before Christmas with her daughter Ava Tramer, a recent Harvard grad. This small-format jacketed hardcover takes a look back at all the stops on the route to college--touring campuses, prepping for SATs, writing the dreaded essay, getting the thumbs-up-or-down news, and finally, at long last, packing and setting off for the next chapter. A perfect gift for the college bound.

Rock n Roll Lies

Rock n    Roll Lies
Author: Donny Levit
Release: 2015-09-18
Editor: AuthorHouse
Pages: 222
ISBN: 9781504920650
Language: en
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A young woman from a Coney Island female gang called the Surf Avenue Riots is forever changed by a mystifying event at the Freak Show. Three tough Modern Orthodox Jewish kids from Midwood form a rock n’ roll band that becomes an instant legend. A gruesome font escapes from the boundaries of a computer screen dead set on attacking Brooklyn, but the font faces a formidable opponent in a young woman who rallies every Brooklyn neighborhood together in a desperate attempt to save the borough. Donny Levit’s ten stories are jittery adventures that whisk you through the strange comforts of urban existence. Both hysterical and haunting, Rock n’ Roll Lies will stay with you. The next time you meet a stranger on the subway, you just may wonder where they came from. And where they’re going. Careful, you may want to join that stranger for the adventure of your life.

Beet This

Beet This
Author: Tyanni Niles
Release: 2021-07-27
Editor: Simon and Schuster
Pages: 138
ISBN: 9781646042173
Language: en
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Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, "the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office" **2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor** Ask Yourself, "What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?" The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including: Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) Beet and Cabbage Salad Beet Fries Russian Beet Soup Whole Roasted Beets Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka and so much more. . . Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot.

Cageless In College Freshman Year

Cageless In College Freshman Year
Author: Crawford Rhine
Release: 2022
Editor: eXtasy Books
Pages: 202
ISBN: 9781487430405
Language: en
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Loch has chosen to forgo the usual paths that marked men, like him, complete to enter into Service and become fabulously wealthy. He has instead chosen to attend the University of North Carolina. His first year is quite extraordinary as he finds his way and is drawn into a situation with the football team. The team wants to claim him, if not for all of them than at least for one player. Loch finds himself being forced to find a player to date. He finally decides on another freshman, Marcus Battle. Their relationship is just getting started as the school year comes to an end. Neither one of them knows how to negotiate the summer or the next school year. Together they seek the answers to their questions. Will the obvious differences between Marcus and Loch come between them or will they find a way to win the game?

Oh the Places You ll Eff Up

Oh  the Places You ll Eff Up
Author: Joshua Miller,Patrick Casey
Release: 2014-04-01
Editor: Ulysses Press
Pages: 40
ISBN: 9781612432915
Language: en
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A HILARIOUS GRADUATION KEEPSAKE THAT GLEEFULLY EXPOSES THE NOT-ALWAYS-AWESOME REALITIES OF STARTING OUT IN THE ADULT WORLD Congrats! Congrats! You've made it so far. You're an adult now, you're even allowed in a bar. But long before you're going to succeed, You'll eff shit up, 100% guaranteed. This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.

Good Night Dump Truck

Good Night Dump Truck
Author: Adam Gamble,Mark Jasper
Release: 2014-04-15
Editor: Good Night Books
Pages: 26
ISBN: 9781602192416
Language: en
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Put on your hard hats and get busy digging! Children love learning about their favorite construction trucks and machines in this colorful book, which features dump trucks, bulldozers, front loaders, excavators, lowboys, tipper trucks, pavers, grapple skidders, giant tires, cement mixers, cranes, haulers, snowcats, and more.

Goodnight Dune

Goodnight Dune
Author: Julia Yu
Release: 2021-09-16
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 329
ISBN: 1006497641
Language: en
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In a great green room, tucked away in bed, a young bunny gazes upon the two remaining moons of Arrakis...This book is inspired by Frank Herbert's 1965 science fiction novel Dune. Many of the visual motifs come from the 1984 David Lynch movie adaptation of Dune, and drawn in the style of Margaret Wise Brown / Clement Hurd's classic children's book Goodnight Moon. Originally created in 2011, (finally) updated in 2021.

Facebook Founder and Internet Entrepreneur Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook Founder and Internet Entrepreneur Mark Zuckerberg
Author: Kari Cornell
Release: 2016
Editor: STEM
Pages: 36
ISBN: 9781467797153
Language: en
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Have you ever shared a photo, played a game, or written a status update online? Learn how Mark Zuckerbergs love of programming helped him create the social networking site Facebook.

Goodnight Silky Sullivan

Goodnight Silky Sullivan
Author: Laurie Alberts
Release: 1995
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 196
ISBN: UOM:39015034227218
Language: en
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"Laurie Alberts' command of prose is exceptional, her characterizations vivid and compelling", said the Detroit Free Press of her first book. "Alberts has most certainly established herself as an author from whom great things may be expected". In this, her second book of fiction, Alberts explores the lives of a wide range of characters seeking to reinvent themselves in an effort to escape the past - or at least to understand it. In "Between Revolutions", which Publishers Weekly calls a "hapless, hopeless yet exhilarating story", Grisha, a frustrated Soviet teacher in Leningrad, is consumed by long-suppressed dreams of freedom when he begins a romance with an American exchange teacher. First drawn to her by a lust for information, he is soon consumed with desire: "He wanted to suck every drop of juice from her mysterious foreign life". In another story set in Russia, Kate, an American, is beguiled by the danger of an affair with a Russian ex-seaman that might ennoble her own humdrum existence. Not loving Kolya completely, but wanting desperately to be loved by him, Kate finally realizes that their lives and their cultures have conspired to keep them apart. In the title story of the collection, a young woman, Allie, takes stock of her life, trying to come to terms with a tough, tormented, sometimes explosive father whose only moment of tenderness is expressed by invoking the name of a racehorse as he strokes his daughter's silky mane. In the beautiful, bittersweet story "Blood Sand", a distraught investment analyst flees New York for a new and equally difficult life of poverty in a brilliantly rendered rural New Mexico. There, among the pinons and junipers, he will learn the hard lessonsof forgiveness. Whether bringing to life the quotidian details of the last days of Brezhnev's Russia, the grubby poverty of dying New England mill towns, or the brilliant, harsh sun of New Mexico mesas, Alberts writes with an easy grace that belies the depth of these compelling tales.

Goodnight Sleep

Goodnight Sleep
Author: Samuel Kaplan
Release: 2017-08-15
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 64
ISBN: 1612437168
Language: en
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The experience of becoming a parent is explored is this rhyming, picture book for adults.

Beautiful Disaster Signed Limited Edition

Beautiful Disaster Signed Limited Edition
Author: Jamie McGuire
Release: 2012-11-27
Editor: Simon and Schuster
Pages: 416
ISBN: 9781476719078
Language: en
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Travis Maddox, Eastern University's playboy, makes a bet with good girl Abby that if he loses, he will remain abstinent for a month, but if he wins, Abby must live in his apartment for the same amount of time.

More Than Just Shadows

More Than Just Shadows
Author: Bob Leone
Release: 2020-10-20
Editor: Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
Pages: 272
ISBN: 9781098047719
Language: en
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Darkness closed in around her. The fear of being killed drove her onward through the forest. Her handcuffed hands swayed to and fro as she tried to keep her balance while running across the slippery moss-covered ground. High wet ferns caught on her jeans, soaking her pant legs. Is he gone? Has he given up? She slowed her pace to listen. I don't hear anything. She breathed in shallow pants, glancing around for any movement, a shadow, anything to indicate that she was still being pursued. She laughed nervously. Shadows, huh? With demons around, there are more than just shadows to fear. With her last year of high school coming to a close, all Lisa McGrath could think about was being reunited with her college boyfriend, Jason Parks. She was grateful that no demons had been seen for almost a year in their sleepy little hometown. But all good things must come to an end. Lisa was thrust into a new widespread demon infestation. Whether she liked it or not, she found herself back in the role of a Demon Hunter. In clashes with the demon hoards, she faced danger and death at every turn. Adding to her struggle, her best friend had been kidnapped and sentenced to death under the orders of a boss demon. But the one thing the demons didn't count on was Lisa not playing by the rules. Dynamite in a pair of jeans, she was about to blow it wide open or die trying. Adventure, fantasy, and romance all spun in an exciting Christian backdrop.

Click d

Click d
Author: Tamara Ireland Stone
Release: 2017-09-05
Editor: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Pages: 304
ISBN: 9781484798485
Language: en
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Allie Navarro can't wait to show her best friends the app she built at CodeGirls summer camp. Click'd pairs users based on common interests and sends them on a fun (and occasionally rule-breaking) scavenger hunt to find each other. And it's a hit. By the second day of school, everyone is talking about Click'd. Watching her app go viral is amazing. Leaderboards are filling up! Everyone's making new friends. And with all the data Allie is collecting, she has an even better shot at beating her archenemy, Nathan, at the upcoming youth coding competition. But when Allie discovers a glitch that threatens to expose everyone's secrets, she has to figure out how to make things right, even if that means sharing the computer lab with Nathan. Can Allie fix her app, stop it from doing any more damage, and win back the friends it hurt-all before she steps on stage to present Click'd to the judges? New York Times best-selling author Tamara Ireland Stone combines friendship, coding, and lots of popcorn in her fun and empowering middle-grade debut.

Goodnight Mom

Goodnight Mom
Author: Kathy Shimmield
Release: 2017-05-23
Editor: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Pages: 32
ISBN: 1546890483
Language: en
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A fun but realistic Parody book for Moms. Based off the best seller "Goodnight Moon" this parody book takes you through the day of a mom with humor and fun.

Grown and Flown

Grown and Flown
Author: Lisa Heffernan,Mary Dell Harrington
Release: 2019-09-03
Editor: Flatiron Books
Pages: 352
ISBN: 9781250188953
Language: en
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PARENTING NEVER ENDS. From the founders of the #1 site for parents of teens and young adults comes an essential guide for building strong relationships with your teens and preparing them to successfully launch into adulthood The high school and college years: an extended roller coaster of academics, friends, first loves, first break-ups, driver’s ed, jobs, and everything in between. Kids are constantly changing and how we parent them must change, too. But how do we stay close as a family as our lives move apart? Enter the co-founders of Grown and Flown, Lisa Heffernan and Mary Dell Harrington. In the midst of guiding their own kids through this transition, they launched what has become the largest website and online community for parents of fifteen to twenty-five year olds. Now they’ve compiled new takeaways and fresh insights from all that they’ve learned into this handy, must-have guide. Grown and Flown is a one-stop resource for parenting teenagers, leading up to—and through—high school and those first years of independence. It covers everything from the monumental (how to let your kids go) to the mundane (how to shop for a dorm room). Organized by topic—such as academics, anxiety and mental health, college life—it features a combination of stories, advice from professionals, and practical sidebars. Consider this your parenting lifeline: an easy-to-use manual that offers support and perspective. Grown and Flown is required reading for anyone looking to raise an adult with whom you have an enduring, profound connection.