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Unicorn Being a Jerk
Author | : C. W. Moss |
Release | : 2011-11-08 |
Editor | : Harper Collins |
Pages | : 126 |
ISBN | : 9780062070210 |
Language | : en |
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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.
Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Author | : unicorn book |
Release | : 2020-08-25 |
Editor | : Unknown |
Pages | : 52 |
ISBN | : 9798679159617 |
Language | : en |
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24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book
Unicorns Are Jerks
Author | : Theo Nicole Lorenz |
Release | : 2016-06-01 |
Editor | : Sourcebooks |
Pages | : 48 |
ISBN | : 1492647209 |
Language | : en |
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!
Mer World Problems
Author | : Theo Nicole Lorenz |
Release | : 2016-06-01 |
Editor | : Unknown |
Pages | : 48 |
ISBN | : 1492647225 |
Language | : en |
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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!
Dinosaurs with Jobs
Author | : Theo Nicole Lorenz |
Release | : 2016-06-01 |
Editor | : Sourcebooks |
Pages | : 48 |
ISBN | : 1492647217 |
Language | : en |
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!
Why Cat Why
Author | : Theo Nicole Lorenz |
Release | : 2017-11-16 |
Editor | : Theo Lorenz |
Pages | : 56 |
ISBN | : 0997573848 |
Language | : en |
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Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.
Death
Author | : George Pendle |
Release | : 2008-09-30 |
Editor | : Crown |
Pages | : 272 |
ISBN | : 9780307395603 |
Language | : en |
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The shocking new memoir from Death--this long-awaited autobiography finally reveals the inner story of one of the most troubling, and troubled, figures in history At last, the mysterious, feared, and misunderstood being known only as “Death” talks frankly and unforgettably about his infinitely awful existence, chronicling his abusive childhood, his near-fatal addiction to Life, his excruciating time in rehab, and the ultimate triumph of his true nature. For the first time, Death reveals his affairs with the living, his maltreatment at the hands of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the ungodly truth behind the infamous “Jesus Incident,” and the loneliness of being the End of All Things. Intense, unpredictable, and instantly engaging, Death: A Life is not only a story of triumph against all odds, but also a tender, moving tale of unconditional love in a universe that, despite its profound flaws, gave Death the fiery determination to carve out a successful existence on his own terms.
Coloring for Grown Ups
Author | : Ryan Hunter,Taige Jensen |
Release | : 2012-10-30 |
Editor | : Penguin |
Pages | : 66 |
ISBN | : 9780452298255 |
Language | : en |
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The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts
The Apocalypse Coloring Book
Author | : Ted Rechlin |
Release | : 2017-04-04 |
Editor | : Racehorse |
Pages | : 82 |
ISBN | : 9781944686901 |
Language | : en |
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We’re all just infinitesimal specks on a rock hurling through a giant black hole. We all know it. Whether we’re consumed by an enormous tidal wave, bombarded with falling meteors, or ravaged by a new incurable disease, the end is near. So the penultimate question is: Would you rather a) drink alone in your room and brood or b) color? Well, good news. Now, with this adult coloring book, you can do both! Artist Ted Rechlin offers thirty-eight apocalyptic scenarios for you to color, question your mortality, and come to terms with your insignificance! Awesome! Scenes vary from a gorgeous shot of the NASA space station being sucked into a black hole to an elegant portrayal of the next Ice Age. Also included are beautiful depictions of zombie uprisings, picturesque plagues ravaging the human race, aesthetically pleasing aliens plotting to destroy planet Earth, and much more! To add some irony, each illustration is accompanied by an optimistic quote: envision “‘Be thou the rainbow in the storms of life. The evening beam that smiles the clouds away, and tints tomorrow with prophetic ray.’ —Lord Byron” as tornadoes tear through cities around it. Or what if it’s all a dream and we’re just brains in vats? What if nothing’s tangible and the world around us is all just perception? What if all that you love doesn’t exist and is only simulated? It doesn’t mean you can’t color! So embrace your inner nihilist, and the reality that you might not be sticking around too much longer. Pick up your colored pencils and The Apocalypse Coloring Book. You’re going to need a way to cope when things start to go downhill.
Coloring Dream Mandalas
Author | : Wendy Piersall |
Release | : 2015-07-21 |
Editor | : Simon and Schuster |
Pages | : 65 |
ISBN | : 9781612435459 |
Language | : en |
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RELAX AND DE-STRESS FROM YOUR BUSY LIFE BY COLORING THIS COLLECTION OF WHIMSICAL MANDALAS THAT INCORPORATE MYSTICAL IMAGERY INTO THE PATTERNS Relax, focus, reach a higher state of mindfulness and simply enjoy yourself as you artfully turn the intricate shapes in this book into stunning works of art. Coloring Dream Mandalas offers you an imaginative array of inspiring quotes and beautiful images, including: •Dragons •Dream catchers •Fairies •Stars and Moons •Angels •Birds •Sacred Symbols •Castles
Zombies Hate Stuff
Author | : Greg Stones |
Release | : 2012-03-07 |
Editor | : Chronicle Books |
Pages | : 64 |
ISBN | : 9781452114057 |
Language | : en |
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“You may not have been aware of it, but zombies actually have some pretty strong opinions about things. . . . hilarious.” —Wired Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Greg Stones’s ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture phenomenon that will not die. “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw). . . . When it comes to creating humor, Stones uses all the tricks of the trade.” —Publishers Weekly
The Trans Self Care Workbook
Author | : Theo Lorenz |
Release | : 2020-10-21 |
Editor | : Jessica Kingsley Publishers |
Pages | : 176 |
ISBN | : 9781787753440 |
Language | : en |
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If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.
The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Author | : M. T. Lott |
Release | : 2019-11-06 |
Editor | : Unknown |
Pages | : 44 |
ISBN | : 1951728025 |
Language | : en |
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The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!
Nerdycorn
Author | : Andrew Root |
Release | : 2021-05-18 |
Editor | : Simon and Schuster |
Pages | : 40 |
ISBN | : 9781534460065 |
Language | : en |
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Fern isn’t your usual unicorn…she loves chemistry and math more than glitter or flowers—and she refuses to change who she is in this sweet and empowering picture book about being yourself—and standing up for yourself, too! Meet Fern! She’s a smart, creative unicorn who prefers building robots and coding software to jumping through shimmering rainbows and splashing in majestic waterfalls. Even though Fern is a good friend and always willing to help others, the other unicorns tease her and call her a nerdycorn. One day, Fern has had enough and decides to stop fixing her friends’ broken things. But then the confetti machine, the rainbow synthesizer, and the starlight bedazzler all go haywire during the biggest Sparkle Dance Party of the year! Fern can certainly fix them…but will she?
The Circle
Author | : Dave Eggers |
Release | : 2013-10-08 |
Editor | : Knopf Canada |
Pages | : 528 |
ISBN | : 9780345808608 |
Language | : en |
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LONGLISTED 2015 – International IMPAC Dublin Literary Award The Circle is the exhilarating new novel from Dave Eggers, bestselling author of A Hologram for the King, a finalist for the National Book Award. When Mae Holland is hired to work for the Circle, the world’s most powerful internet company, she feels she’s been given the opportunity of a lifetime. The Circle, run out of a sprawling California campus, links users’ personal emails, social media, banking, and purchasing with their universal operating system, resulting in one online identity and a new age of civility and transparency. As Mae tours the open-plan office spaces, the towering glass dining facilities, the cozy dorms for those who spend nights at work, she is thrilled with the company’s modernity and activity. There are parties that last through the night, there are famous musicians playing on the lawn, there are athletic activities and clubs and brunches, and even an aquarium of rare fish retrieved from the Marianas Trench by the CEO. Mae can’t believe her luck, her great fortune to work for the most influential company in the world—even as life beyond the campus grows distant, even as a strange encounter with a colleague leaves her shaken, even as her role at the Circle becomes increasingly public. What begins as the captivating story of one woman’s ambition and idealism soon becomes a heart-racing novel of suspense, raising questions about memory, history, privacy, democracy, and the limits of human knowledge.
The Dragon Thief
Author | : Zetta Elliott |
Release | : 2021-01-12 |
Editor | : Yearling |
Pages | : 193 |
ISBN | : 9781524770525 |
Language | : en |
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Stealing a baby dragon was easy! Hiding it is a little more complicated, in this sequel to reviewer favorite Dragons in a Bag. Jaxon had just one job--to return three baby dragons to the realm of magic. But when he got there, only two dragons were left in the bag. His best friend's sister, Kavita, is a dragon thief! Kavita only wanted what was best for the baby dragon. But now every time she feeds it, the dragon grows and grows! How can she possibly keep it secret? Even worse, stealing it has upset the balance between the worlds. The gates to the other realm have shut tight! Jaxon needs all the help he can get to find Kavita, outsmart a trickster named Blue, and return the baby dragon to its true home.
Coffee Animals Coloring Book

Author | : Caffeinestar Press |
Release | : 2019-11-26 |
Editor | : Unknown |
Pages | : 52 |
ISBN | : 1712165976 |
Language | : en |
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BEST GIFT IDEA FOR COFFEE LOVERS - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Fun! Fun! Fun! Let your creativity run wild! Original Artist Designs, High Resolution A Gorgeous Coffee Animals Coloring Book for Adults Relaxation!! *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
Author | : Anonim |
Release | : 2017-03-01 |
Editor | : Sourcebooks |
Pages | : 96 |
ISBN | : 1492647594 |
Language | : en |
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Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.
Drinking Animals Coloring Book

Author | : Caffeinestar Publishing |
Release | : 2019-11-26 |
Editor | : Unknown |
Pages | : 52 |
ISBN | : 1796828890 |
Language | : en |
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BEST GIFT IDEA FOR PARTY LOVERS - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Fun! Fun! Fun! Let your creativity run wild! Original Artist Designs, High Resolution A Gorgeous Drinking Animals Coloring Book for Adults Relaxation!! *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Sex Position Coloring Book
Author | : Editors of Hollan Publishing |
Release | : 2013-12-03 |
Editor | : Amorata Press |
Pages | : 128 |
ISBN | : 1612432409 |
Language | : en |
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"This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.