Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
Author: unicorn book
Release: 2020-08-25
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 52
ISBN: 9798679159617
Language: en
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24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Release: 2016-06-01
Editor: Sourcebooks
Pages: 48
ISBN: 1492647209
Language: en
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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Dinosaurs with Jobs
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Release: 2016-06-01
Editor: Sourcebooks
Pages: 48
ISBN: 1492647217
Language: en
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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

The Trans Self Care Workbook

The Trans Self Care Workbook
Author: Theo Lorenz
Release: 2020-10-21
Editor: Jessica Kingsley Publishers
Pages: 176
ISBN: 9781787753440
Language: en
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If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.

Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Release: 2016-06-01
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 48
ISBN: 1492647225
Language: en
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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Death

Death
Author: George Pendle
Release: 2008
Editor: Crown
Pages: 250
ISBN: 9780307395603
Language: en
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In a zany parody of the confessional memoir, the Grim Reaper tells his own story in an "autobiography" that describes his suicide attempts, struggles with his sexuality, the addiction to life that nearly destroyed him, secrets about the afterlife, and feelings about Adam and Eve, Hitler, Elvis, and others he has encountered during his long career. Original. 20,000 first printing.

Nerdycorn

Nerdycorn
Author: Andrew Root
Release: 2021-05-18
Editor: Simon and Schuster
Pages: 40
ISBN: 9781534460065
Language: en
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Fern isn’t your usual unicorn…she loves chemistry and math more than glitter or flowers—and she refuses to change who she is in this sweet and empowering picture book about being yourself—and standing up for yourself, too! Meet Fern! She’s a smart, creative unicorn who prefers building robots and coding software to jumping through shimmering rainbows and splashing in majestic waterfalls. Even though Fern is a good friend and always willing to help others, the other unicorns tease her and call her a nerdycorn. One day, Fern has had enough and decides to stop fixing her friends’ broken things. But then the confetti machine, the rainbow synthesizer, and the starlight bedazzler all go haywire during the biggest Sparkle Dance Party of the year! Fern can certainly fix them…but will she?

Why Cat Why

Why Cat Why
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Release: 2017-11-16
Editor: Theo Lorenz
Pages: 56
ISBN: 0997573848
Language: en
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Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

Layla the Last Black Unicorn

Layla  the Last Black Unicorn
Author: Tiffany Haddish,Jerdine Nolen
Release: 2022-05-10
Editor: HarperCollins
Pages: 32
ISBN: 9780063113893
Language: en
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From beloved comedian, actress, and New York Times bestselling author Tiffany Haddish comes Layla, the Last Black Unicorn, a hilarious, original picture book tale about a lovable but awkward unicorn who learns why her uniqueness is her biggest strength. It’s not easy to fit in when you stand out. When Layla arrives for her first day of school at Unicornia, the school for unicorns, she realizes that she’s not like the other kids there. They’re all pastel colors and know the rules to Horn Ball and none of them come from the Woods like Layla does. Try as she might to make friends, Layla’s just . . . different. But when her class gets lost during a field trip to the Fiddle Dee Deep Forest, it’s up to Layla to step up and save the day. Layla, the Last Black Unicorn is a hilariously heartwarming picture book about self-acceptance, self-esteem, and standing up for standing out by New York Times bestselling author, Grammy Award-winning comedian, and actress Tiffany Haddish and Jerdine Nolen, author of the Coretta Scott King Honor Book Thunder Rose.

Zombies Hate Stuff

Zombies Hate Stuff
Author: Greg Stones
Release: 2012-03-07
Editor: Chronicle Books
Pages: 64
ISBN: 9781452114057
Language: en
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“You may not have been aware of it, but zombies actually have some pretty strong opinions about things. . . . hilarious.” —Wired Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Greg Stones’s ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture phenomenon that will not die. “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw). . . . When it comes to creating humor, Stones uses all the tricks of the trade.” —Publishers Weekly

Pip Bartlett s Guide to Magical Creatures Pip Bartlett 1

Pip Bartlett s Guide to Magical Creatures  Pip Bartlett  1
Author: Maggie Stiefvater,Jackson Pearce
Release: 2015-04-28
Editor: Scholastic Inc.
Pages: 192
ISBN: 9780545709286
Language: en
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From bestselling authors Maggie Stiefvater and Jackson Pearce comes an exciting new series full of magical creatures, whimsical adventures, and quirky illustrations. Here’s a list of things Pip Bartlett can talk to: Unicorns Miniature Silky Griffins Bitterflunks Basically, all magical creatures Here’s a list of things she can’t talk to (at least, not very well): Parents Teachers Basically, all people Because of a Unicorn Incident at her school (it was an accident!), Pip is spending the summer with her Aunt Emma at the Cloverton Clinic for Magical Creatures. At first, it’s all fun, games, and chatting with Hobgrackles, but when Fuzzles appear and start bursting into flame at the worst possible places, Pip and her new friend Tomas must take action. Because if the mystery of the Fuzzles isn’t solved soon, both magical and unmagical creatures are going to be in a lot of trouble.

The Dumbest Guy at the Table

The Dumbest Guy at the Table
Author: David Shein
Release: 2022-08-02
Editor: Bonnier Zaffre Ltd.
Pages: 329
ISBN: 9781760687441
Language: en
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Twenty-one years after selling the company that I founded, Com Tech Communications, for an enterprise value of over $1 billion - arguably Australia's first tech unicorn - I decided to write a book. Drawing on over three decades of experience - gee I'm getting old - and sharing some lessons that I hope will provide valuable advice to anyone looking to start a company or manage a good business. Since 1987 I have hired hundreds of outstanding people, knowing that if I paid well, listened to their valuable ideas and ensured that they loved coming to work every day, I could still be part of something great ... even if I am the dumbest guy at the table. These principles have formed the basis of my management style for over 30 years. So much has changed from a technology perspective - yet, in some ways, nothing has changed. Products come and go, but you will always have customers, staff and business partners. How you treat these three constituents will be the difference between building a good company, a great company, an irrelevant company or one that simply disappears. 'As a businessman, David Shein has lived up to his ideals. Don't be fooled by the title of the book; this guy really knows his shit.' Ian Chappell

Farting Magical Creatures A Coloring Book

Farting Magical Creatures  A Coloring Book
Author: M. T. Lott
Release: 2019-11-04
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 52
ISBN: 1951728076
Language: en
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This coloring book contains twenty-four delightful images of magical creatures passing gas. Each picture is accompanied by a "fact" related to the creature and its gas. Some of the creatures included: unicorn, mermaid, dragon, leprechaun, Cerberus, fairy, gnome, troll, Loch Ness Monster, centaur, and more.

Coffee Animals Coloring Book

Coffee Animals Coloring Book
Author: Caffeinestar Press
Release: 2019-11-26
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 52
ISBN: 1712165976
Language: en
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BEST GIFT IDEA FOR COFFEE LOVERS - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Fun! Fun! Fun! Let your creativity run wild! Original Artist Designs, High Resolution A Gorgeous Coffee Animals Coloring Book for Adults Relaxation!! *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace
Author: Nicole Lorenz
Release: 2011-08-01
Editor: CreateSpace
Pages: 40
ISBN: 1463786832
Language: en
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There's a whole universe of body types out there, and they all deserve to be represented. This coloring book features eighteen fat scifi heroines doing what they do best: trekking across the time and space, blasting off into adventure, and saving the day.

Drinking Animals Coloring Book

Drinking Animals Coloring Book
Author: Caffeinestar Publishing
Release: 2019-11-26
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 52
ISBN: 1796828890
Language: en
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BEST GIFT IDEA FOR PARTY LOVERS - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Fun! Fun! Fun! Let your creativity run wild! Original Artist Designs, High Resolution A Gorgeous Drinking Animals Coloring Book for Adults Relaxation!! *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
Author: M. T. Lott
Release: 2019-11-06
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 44
ISBN: 1951728025
Language: en
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The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!

Sex Position Coloring Book

Sex Position Coloring Book
Author: Editors of Hollan Publishing
Release: 2013-12-03
Editor: Amorata Press
Pages: 128
ISBN: 1612432409
Language: en
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"This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.

The Swear Word Coloring Book

The Swear Word Coloring Book
Author: Hannah Caner
Release: 2016-05-10
Editor: St. Martin's Griffin
Pages: 128
ISBN: 1250120640
Language: en
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This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor

Dear Ava

Dear Ava
Author: Ilsa Madden-Mills
Release: 2020-02-02
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 374
ISBN: 1660191416
Language: en
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WSJ bestselling author Ilsa Madden-Mills delivers a gripping enemies-to-lovers, secret admirer, high school romance.The rich and popular Sharks rule at prestigious, ivy-covered Camden Prep. Once upon a time, I wanted to be part of their world-until one of them destroyed me. The last thing I expected was an anonymous love letter from one of them.Please. I hate every one of those rich jerks for what they did to me. The question is, which Shark is my secret admirer? Knox, the scarred quarterback. Dane, his twin brother. Or Chance, the ex who dumped me. . . Dear Ava, Your eyes are the color of the Caribbean Sea.That's stupid. What I really mean is, you look at me and I feel something REAL. It's been ten months since you were here, but I can't forget you. I've missed seeing you walk down the hall. I've missed you cheering at my football games. I've missed the smell of your hair.The truth is, I wanted you back then-but you had him.And then everything fell apart that night.Don't hate me because I'm a Shark. I just want to make you mine. Still. Not part of any other series. Dark high school romance. Mature Content. Recommended for 18+.