You re Only Old Once

You re Only Old Once
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 2013-11-05
Editor: RH Childrens Books
Pages: 48
ISBN: 9780385379502
Language: en
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Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart--and makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones!" The Doctor is in...Dr. Seuss that is! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!

You re Only Old Once

You re Only Old Once
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 2009-01-27
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 57
ISBN: 9780394551906
Language: en
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Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart--and makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones!" The Doctor is in...Dr. Seuss that is! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!

You re Only Old Once Read Listen Edition

You re Only Old Once  Read   Listen Edition
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 2013-11-05
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 48
ISBN: 9780385383349
Language: en
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With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in You're Only Old Once! On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays! This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

Women We re Only Old Once

Women  We re Only Old Once
Author: Bertha D. Cooper
Release: 2020-10-05
Editor: Msi Press
Pages: 0
ISBN: 1950328635
Language: en
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This book offers explanations for natural changes that occur while aging and transitions we must make as we age.

Hooper Humperdink Not Him

Hooper Humperdink     Not Him
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 2006-01-24
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 49
ISBN: 9780679881292
Language: en
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From Alice and Abe to Zeb and Zipper, an alphabetical array of guests turns out for the biggest birthday party ever. But Hooper Humperdink isn’t on the guest list!

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Author: Mary McHugh
Release: 2009-03-17
Editor: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages: 146
ISBN: 9780740781551
Language: en
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Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.

You Know You re 60 When

You Know You re 60 When
Author: Richard Smith
Release: 2010-06-08
Editor: Crown
Pages: 128
ISBN: 9780307587633
Language: en
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Are you “getting on in years,” or know someone who is? Thinking of changing your birth certificate to show a more favorable birth date? You may lie about your age, but your age won’t lie to you! Not sure how to tell when you’re about to reach that fun sixtieth birthday? Here are some clues: WebMD is your home page When asked, “Who’s your doctor?” you have to reply, “Which one?” An outbreak of acne makes you feel like a teenager again At your class reunion, you note with satisfaction that the captain of the football team wears a hearing aid The meadows where you sowed your wild oats are now shopping malls That empty seat on the bus has your name on it Your pharmacist greets you with “What’ll it be, pal?” Getting older is not only fun . . . it’s funny! And with You Know You’re 60 When . . ., you’ll be laughing as you go kicking and screaming over the hill, happily clutching your chest!

Mr Brown Can Moo Can You

Mr  Brown Can Moo  Can You
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 2014-07-22
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 24
ISBN: 9780385387125
Language: en
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Dr. Seuss’s classic Bright & Early Board Book about sounds, now available in a larger size! This sturdy, abridged board book version of Dr. Seuss's classic sound book Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You? introduces children to all sorts of new words and encourages them to MOO along with Mr. Brown. Now in a bigger size, this board book is perfect for toddlers and makes a great gift for baby showers, birthday, and happy occasions of all kinds.

The Seven Lady Godivas

The Seven Lady Godivas
Author: Anonim
Release: 1987
Editor: Random House (NY)
Pages: 80
ISBN: 039456779X
Language: en
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Just What the Doctor Disordered

Just What the Doctor Disordered
Author: Dr. Seuss,Richard Marschall
Release: 2012-12-19
Editor: Courier Corporation
Pages: 146
ISBN: 9780486498461
Language: en
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Before his worldwide fame as a bestselling children’s author, Dr. Seuss was a magazinewriter and cartoonist. His genius mix of visual hilarity, nonsense language, and absurdisthumor illuminates this entertaining compilation of items from the Doctor’s early — and oftenforgotten — career. Includes features for periodicals such as Judge, Life, College Humor, andLiberty.Reprint of The Tough Coughs As He Ploughs the Dough: Early Writings and Cartoons, WilliamMorrow & Company, Inc., 1987

The Dr Seuss Coloring Book

The Dr  Seuss Coloring Book
Author: Anonim
Release: 2016-11-01
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 82
ISBN: 9781524715106
Language: en
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Images from the work of Dr. Seuss for all ages to color! This beautiful book—featuring two colors of foil on the cover—will provide hours of creative fun for Dr. Seuss fans from 7 to 107! With intricate illustrations (some more complex than others), playful patterns, and iconic images based on pages from such titles as The Cat in the Hat, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!, The Lorax, and Horton Hears a Who!, now you can color Dr. Seuss’s work any way you want!

You re Old AF

You re Old AF
Author: SUMMERSDALE PUBLISHERS
Release: 2019-06-13
Editor: Unknown
Pages: 160
ISBN: 1787830004
Language: en
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Have you stopped getting your freak on and started getting your creak on? Do your hobbies now include 'napping', 'relaxing' and 'having a quiet one'? Have you found you've more in common with your nan than your peers? It sounds like you're OLD AF! Get out your fun slippers and sit back with this collection of hilarious quips and too-true quotes for the old at heart.

Seuss isms for Success

Seuss isms for Success
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 1999
Editor: Random House Childrens Books
Pages: 31
ISBN: 9780679894773
Language: en
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A collection of excerpts from Dr. Seuss' books addresses the challenges and delights of the working life

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Author: Mary McHugh
Release: 2008-03-01
Editor: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pages: 144
ISBN: 9780740788659
Language: en
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We've all seen her. She's hunched forward, her blue hair is tucked neatly under a plastic rain bonnet, she's clutching expired coupons, and she's discussing her latest health problems over lunch. She's a little old lady . . . and she's coming your way at 2 m.p.h. Little old ladies have elastic waistbands on all their slacks. They save rubber bands, remember 15-cent McDonald's hamburgers, and have never seen a public rest room that was clean enough. How Not to Become a Little Old Lady (the mini version) is for any woman who is proud to have escaped little old ladyhood, and it's the perfect, lighthearted gift to give women in danger of slipping into those awful little old lady tendencies. The charming illustrations from Adrienne Hartman perfectly capture the senior syndrome. Say good-bye to little old ladies who pass off their liver spots as beauty marks and say hello to this fresh and fun gift book.

I Am Not Going To Get Up Today

I Am Not Going To Get Up Today
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 1987-10-12
Editor: National Geographic Books
Pages: 0
ISBN: 9780394892177
Language: en
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Dr. Seuss's hilarious Beginner Book about a boy who refuses to get out of bed! NOTHING is getting the young hero of this easy-reader out of bed—not an alarm clock, roosters, barking dogs, the police, the news media, or the United States Marines! With illustrations by beloved New Yorker cartoonist James Stevenson—and a plot that children and adults can relate to—this is a funny fantasy that the whole family can enjoy together! Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues to their meaning. "A rhyming story that is full of laughs. 'The alarm can ring. The birds can peep....Today's the day I'm going to sleep,' says a lazy boy one morning, and despite a pail of icy water, television coverage, and the arrival of the Marines, he vows to stay in bed--and he does! The repetition of concepts and words will keep children turning the pages, as will the energetic drawings. A sure draw for early readers."--Booklist.

Your Favorite Seuss

Your Favorite Seuss
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 2004
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 370
ISBN: 9780375810619
Language: en
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A compilation of more than a dozen previously published Dr. Seuss books, plus essays by nine authors and other book lovers, including Audrey Geisel, widow of Dr. Seuss.

In a People House

In a People House
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 1972-08-12
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 38
ISBN: 9780394823959
Language: en
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When a spunky mouse invites a passing bird to see what's inside a People House, chaos ensues while beginning readers learn the names of 65 common household items—and that people are generally not pleased to find mice and birds in their houses! A super simple, delightfully silly introduction to objects around the home—from none other than Dr. Seuss!

Dr Seuss s Book of Animals

Dr  Seuss s Book of Animals
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 2018-01-02
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 37
ISBN: 9781524770556
Language: en
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An easy reader about animals—real and imaginary—with illustrations by Dr. Seuss! Featuring a mix of real animals and Seussian creatures, this super-simple rhymed riff about animals is both a concept book AND a funny introduction to the world of Dr. Seuss. Illustrated with art from beloved Dr. Seuss books—including One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish,Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You?, and Dr. Seuss's ABC—it teaches beginning readers to identify animals in the world around them and ones only found in classic books by Dr. Seuss! Nurture a love of reading—and of Seussian creatures—with this great new concept book for beginning readers!

My Book about Me by Me Myself

My Book about Me  by Me Myself
Author: Dr. Seuss
Release: 1969
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages: 60
ISBN: 9780394800936
Language: en
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The young reader may fill in the appropriate personal data to complete his "very own" autobiography.

Guts

Guts
Author: Gary Paulsen
Release: 2007-12-18
Editor: Laurel Leaf
Pages: 160
ISBN: 9780307433473
Language: en
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Guess what -- Gary Paulsen was being kind to Brian. In Guts, Gary tells the real stories behind the Brian books, the stories of the adventures that inspired him to write Brian Robeson's story: working as an emergency volunteer; the death that inspired the pilot's death in Hatchet; plane crashes he has seen and near-misses of his own. He describes how he made his own bows and arrows, and takes readers on his first hunting trips, showing the wonder and solace of nature along with his hilarious mishaps and mistakes. He shares special memories, such as the night he attracted every mosquito in the county, or how he met the moose with a sense of humor, and the moose who made it personal. There's a handy chapter on "Eating Eyeballs and Guts or Starving: The Fine Art of Wilderness Nutrition." Recipes included. Readers may wonder how Gary Paulsen survived to write all of his books -- well, it took guts.